Mum: i should go shower ... or wii ... or something ( Read more... )

I'd like to pretend that I haven't updated in ages because there's been so much going on. But, mostly, it's just work being disheartening and stupid (3 days back past 5! And that's just this week! *stabbity*), and editing and stupid playstation games ( Read more... )

6666 words!

It doesn't mean anything, but it gives me a happy.

*turns water on and steps in*
Crap, my hair's going to get wet from this...
Oh, I'll just put it up, I've got a hair-tie in my pants...
...
I'm naked.
...
Moron.

In other news, I finally have a keyboard where the spacebar works, so I've started my Two Lines fic.

...

I have 137 words.

Apparently the spacebar only helps if you're not shit. *

This is mostly just for my benefit. ( Because I can never remember which episode I'm up to. )

Oh, Hai! We downgrded ur winz ( Read more... )

So. Yesterday started with a stomach pain that felt like the beginnings of a painful death and left me hobbling around the house like a little, old woman while freaking out about the possibility of a burst appendix. I had to tug all my clothes off the coat hangers because I couldn't reach and then the pain mysteriously went away the second i got ( Read more... )

I read a book today that said: Zen Buddhism asks nothing, and teaches nothing. However, Nothing teaches us that nothing looks, feels and bounces like Tofu.

Which begs the (Zen) question: Who teaches Tofu to bounce?

(It's a good movie. See it. Blahblahblah.)

( Coffee and Penises. And Eggs. Something about Brioche. )

For some strange and unknown reason, I've been keeping text messages that my mother and I have exchanged in my phone inbox for the past 2 or so years. Only the most amusing have survived being culled. I have no idea why they've been there so long. I think it's mostly because sometimes I just need some context free amusement ( Read more... )

I'm getting to be really annoying ( Read more... )